try this; its pretty funny..

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I ate
February------I bit
March--------I laughed at
April----------I kissed
May----------I hugged
June----------I sniffed
July-----------I danced with
August--------I sang with
September----I screamed at
October-------I slept on a
November-----I ran over
December-----I bashed up

Pick the day you were born on:
1-------A grasshopper
2-------A piece of paper
3-------A pillow
4-------My Sister
5-------A worm
6-------A phone
7-------My school bag
8-------A
9-------my Best Friends Dad
10-------my Neighbor
11-------my Maths Teacher
12------- ELMO!!!
13-------a Fireman
14-------a Toad
15-------a Goat
16-------a Pickle
17------- your Mummy
18-------a Spoon
19------ - Duck
20-------a Baseball Bat
21-------a Ninja
22-------Britney Spears
23-------a Noodle
24-------a Squirrel
25-------a Balloon
26-------my Sister
27-------my Brother
28-------an I-pod
29-------a Surfer
30-------a Llama
31-------A Homeless Guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm ah-mazing and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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