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I hide from you.

You have a nice left eyeball.

You make me crinkle my nose.

You should wear Fun Spirit deodorant.

Someday I will be a rich hobo.

You + me = A Tragedy.

If I saw you now I'd Smack you in the forehead and say "Could've had a V8".

I want to throw hair spray at you.

I would build a personal space bubble just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be B-I-N-G-O.

We could choke under the stars.

Love,
someone who does not wish to meet you