Too many

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. {OMFG THAT IS AWESOME}
[x] You just tried to sing them. {crap..they caught me}
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled {lol oops}
[] You just looked at it. {DAMNIT}
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow. {*hmph*}
total so far=10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed. {hahaha.....yes}
total so far=16

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking {...sometimes?}
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=18

[x]You have eaten a bug. {EWWWW i hope not}
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important {homework -.-}
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=22

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused {its natural}
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=27