My Little Red Riding Hood Story

While flipping through TV I came upon the weirdest show I had ever seen. It was about people stalking sheep into places like New York, Chicago, and L.A.. Then like it could get any weirder the camera crew(the stalkers) found out that all the sheep were debating with wolves about hunting territory. The stalkers waited around bit listening to ech and every word the animals said, still not believing they could actually talk much less debate. They waited a little longer. The sheep started to leave and so did the wolves, they followed the sheep, I mean why take you chances with a wolf. Then it got creepy weird. They started going places I recognized, to places I'd been much before, to places I sw everyday.

I clicked the T.V. off, this ws getting a little too weird. So I went into the kitchen to ask my mother what was for dinner. Thats when it happened.

The whole red riding hood thing interogating the grandmother, only this time it ws me, and this time it was my mother.

"Why mother what big ears you have" I said through a gasp
"The better to listen to you blab, my dear, dear, Kelsi" mother said with a strange look in her eye.
"What big feet you have"
"The better to follow yo-I mean take you places"
"But mother what sharp teeth you have"
"The better to EAT YOU MY DEAR"

With that I ran screaming out of the house, but I didn't get very far I ws stopped, by the sheep.
"Follow us" I did just that, I would rather take my chances with sheep rather than a wolf. I followed them until they took me somewhere I would have never expected- the mall. I mean how could they just walts right in THEY WERE SHEEP! I just keep following. First they making get new clothes, apparently my "scent" was covering these clothes. So picked out random shirt and pair of shorts. Second they made me buy tent, sleeping bag, and food to get me throught the night. So I did just that. Then they took me to the basement of the mall, and out an exit. Then we walked right into the mountains surrounding our little town. We walked all day, and when the sun was starting to set we found camping spot and rested there for the night.

While I am trying to get to sleep I am thinking about everything that happened that day, running it all back in my head. The wolf, the sheep, the- the stalkers. Then it hits me these are no real sheep, and it ws no real wolf. This is just a dumb T.V. Show. And I'M the victim of the embarassing prank.

So I am thinking of a wy to get away from the camera crew fake sheep people, and then it hits me I sneak out. So thats exactly what I did, I packed up all my stuff then started walking and while I am walking I decide to turn around, I go straight back lay out my sleeping bag, grab fake blood out of my pocket, cover my sleeping bag with it and lead a trail of it in the other direction. Then I start to walk away feeling pretty good about the prank I just pulled on them, but then it hits me!

Where am I supposed to go for the night? I can't go back home that would be too obvious, I am certainly not going to spend the night in the woods with the sheep nearby, so I decide to go to my best friends house-Sydneys House. When I got there we went up to her room and I told her everything that hppend that day. By the time it was over she had an evil grin on her face. The thing is I felt the exact same way. No one dares to pull a prank on me! So we lay out our plans for catching the camera crew fake sheep and get some rest.

We woke up at 8:00a.m. the next mornign smiling our evil grins through a breakfast of donuts and milk. We didn't have to worry about Sydneys parents calling my mom or anything like that because they are never home, they work from 6:00a.m.-8:30p.m. each day and even after 8:30 they are in there office working until 10:00. Sydney even says thay have alarms set for different times in the night to talk business with people in the different time zones. But anyway no problem there. At around 10:00a.m. we watched the news and sure enough it said a had gone missing with traces of blood left behind. so at 11:00 we went into the woods right where I had camped and sure enough no one was there, but soon enough they would be.

So we set up the trap. Attaching a net to four trees and the covering it with leaves. Then we went to the mall to get our disguises, wolf disguises. We also got a c.d. player with speakers and a soundtrack of wolf howling. Then we went back to Sydneys House put on our costumes, got the speakers and c.d. player ready and headed downstairs, only we weren't alone. Sitting there waiting in the chair was my archenemies older brother, Ryan, only by a year but still older, and when he saw us he busted up.

So I am standing there feeling like an idiot when I ask, "Hey how did you get in here?"
"Sydneys little brother let me in"Ryan said
"Crap, what the heck I thought he was out of town for the weekend Sydney?"I said
"Oh, sorry forgot he came back today"Sydney said
"Okay well why did you come anyway?"I asked
"I had to give you ack your skatebord"
"Oh, right forgot about that"I said quietly
"I also came because I saw the news and wanted to ask Sydney if she knew where to were but I guess I got my answer"he said
So then we had to tell him the whole story and when we are all finished what does he say, "Can I help?"he asks
I roll my eyes and ask"Do you have a wolf suit?"
"Yeah, back from a halloween"
"Okay, then you can help, but DO NOT tell anyone"I commanded
"Okay, okay, I won't"

So then me and Sydney sat a ate some lunch while he ran home to get his wolf suit.
When he got back he was already wearing his wolf costume and I couldn't help it he looked like a crab to big for his shell and apparently Sydney and him were thinking the same thing because they both started laughing. Fifteen minutes later off we go into the woods to pull a counter-prank.

When we get to the trail leading up to the campground we stay in the trees along it. Then when we get there what do we find. A camera crew fake sheep group hanging in a net, Ryan says real quietly,"wow!"
We wait few minutes and then we start.

We turn the howling music on, watch there faces drop and look all around, wait minute longer, and run out on four legs. And sure enough they all scream, scream out of their minds. Then we go along with it by jumping and biting at the net. Then we surround the net, pretending that we are about to lunge but instead take off our hed-masks. Then Sydney, Ryan, and I all start busting up saying things like "you shoud have seen your faces" and "I've never heard a guy scream that loud". And while were busting up there sitting in the net looking pretty embarrased. So I count to three with my fingers so only Ryan and Sydney cans see, and when I get to three we all scream "!!!GOTCHA!!!"
~The End