How to survive Land of the Lost

So let's say, you're on the Today show and Dr. Marshall is in there. Yep. You somehow got stuck in Land of the Lost.
So, these are the rules for surviving. Get a pencil and a notepad. There are quite a few.
NEVER trust the lizard man wearing a tunic, if you do, you'll make a BIG mistake.
If you see any lizards, run like hell, they'll eat you if you give them the chance. NEVER sing while you're outside. You'll get killed by a mosquito or a Sleestak.
NEVER lay down on a table with pictures on it. You'll get stabbed to death.
REMEMBER: Singing outside= death.
NEVER admire the 2 moons.
That's it!
I've seen the movie and made sure, if you get stuck in it to take precautions.