So... yeah...

I know that you are probally not the type who pokes clowns. But you should! It's for the cause of my web page!!! See?! That is important! Well, I hope that you are reading this because you wanted to. Cause read my others to see whats up. You might get a little prize for answering a riddle! If my page becomes well known then everybody will know about my goodbyes!!!!
SO BE A PIG! EAT A COW!