How to get kicked out of a toy store!

1. grin insanely at random people.

2.get a trolley and start ramming into the wall.when people start asking you what your doing scream IT WONT LET ME GO TO HOGWARTS

3.follow random people around singing the jaws theme tune.

4.dress up in camouflage and role around on the floor singing James bond like your on a secret mission

5.go to the toy isle ,open a light saber and run around poking random people saying LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER.

6.drop to the floor , curl up into a ball and scream MAKE THE VOICES STOP!

7.run around in a chicken suite

8.put a Dora the explore doll in the middle in the isle, when someone picks it up say swiper no swiping

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