This made me lol

Pick your birthday month and day, then pick a random letter!

Janurary-I killed a piece of hair
Feburary-I kissed Old Navy
March-I shaved a 16 year old
April-I love that persom
May-I am friends with myself
June-I see a straw
July-I love TreeHugers
August-I see a trampoline
September-I miss that nice person above me
October-I am freaked out
November-I am going to get killed
December-I miss school

1-because a monkey ate me
2-because I'm stuck up with Twilight
3-because my stomach hurts
4-because I had a toilet to drink
5-because my toe nail fell off
6-because I love softball
7-because I love gel
8-because I am a suck-up
9-because I trust the stars
10-because I'm failing
11-because I hate reading
12-because Marapets is awesome
13-because I farted
14-because I love awards
15-because I saw you next door
15-because I'm a blonde
16-because I can't believe it
17-because I set on a copy machine and copied my booty
18-because I love my honey bear
19-because I'm sad
20-because I annoy my parents
21-because I am hurting
22-because I'm a surga momma
23-because I need to hire someone
24-because somebody still wipes my booty
25-because I love Lady GaGa
26-because I get told to chop chop
27-because I eat bugers
28-because I dropped out of school
29-because I can't spell
30-because my mom loves me
31-because I stole money

A-since I'm a Nothing at all
C-since I got scared
E-since I peed in my pants
G-since I licked an old lady's foot
I-since my sister gave me a spanken
K-because somebody broke up with me
M-because I am mental
O-because I brought food to myself
Q-because I'm tired
S-because a seagull fell on me
U-because I feed fish
W-because my parents don't trust me
Y-because I lost my car