Most scientific theories, as undignified as they may be, suggest Anvil is a living cartoon character. The bizarre creature lives in defiance of all laws of physics, standing on thin air, teleporting through walls, and sustaining massive bodily damage amidst gleeful laughter.
Police Officer
Due largely to his uncanny aptitude for interdimensional travel and his imperviousness to mortal wounds, Anvil graduated from police training academy with ease. When Officer Anvil is on patrol, fleeing suspects must be on constant alert for carelessly discarded banana peels.
Most scientific theories, as undignified as they may be, suggest Anvil is a living cartoon character. The bizarre creature lives in defiance of all laws of physics, standing on thin air, teleporting through walls, and sustaining massive bodily damage amidst gleeful laughter.
Police Officer
Due largely to his uncanny aptitude for interdimensional travel and his imperviousness to mortal wounds, Anvil graduated from police training academy with ease. When Officer Anvil is on patrol, fleeing suspects must be on constant alert for carelessly discarded banana peels.