this is super duper funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obvious warnings and instructions:

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." [[But its just a SUGGESTION]]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." [[hm a no go on the dessert]]

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [[Really I thought it would be cold]]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [[oh man i was going to]]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [[That would really bring down the number of construction accidents by keeping those 5 year olds off of those forklifts]]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [[well where else would I use them?...]]

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." [[whoa, news flash!]]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." [[wow musta taken a genius to write this one]]

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."[[thanks for the tip]]

this is super duper funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obvious warnings and instructions:

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." [[But its just a SUGGESTION]]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." [[hm a no go on the dessert]]

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [[Really I thought it would be cold]]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [[oh man i was going to]]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [[That would really bring down the number of construction accidents by keeping those 5 year olds off of those forklifts]]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [[well where else would I use them?...]]

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." [[whoa, news flash!]]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." [[wow musta taken a genius to write this one]]

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."[[thanks for the tip]]

this quiz is sooooooooooo cool check it out!

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in 11 colums








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life