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  1. Can You Read This?
    29th May 2009 06:10
    15 years, 1 month & 4 days ago
  2. How good is your life?
    23rd Aug 2008 06:10
    15 years, 10 months & 9 days ago
  3. Female comebacks
    8th Aug 2008 11:05
    15 years, 10 months & 23 days ago
Can You Read This?
15 years, 1 month & 4 days ago
29th May 2009 06:10

acn ouy eadr tihs

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!

If you are smart you will pass this on

How good is your life?
15 years, 10 months & 9 days ago
23rd Aug 2008 06:10

[X] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.[does my friend that is a girl count?]
[X] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[] You love your family (All of them)
[] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[X] Your room is big enough for you
[X]People don't use you for something you have
[X] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 8

[] You have over 500 friends on bebo/marapets
[X] You have pictures of yourself on bebo/marapets
[X] Your parents let you have a bebo/marapets
[X] You get allowance/loan.
[X]You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to college/university
[]You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play/have played a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 6

[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[X] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 4

[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[] You are happy with your life
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[X] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own/owned a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 6

Total over all: 29

times it by 3 = 87

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

Damn, I got a B in life!!!

Female comebacks
15 years, 10 months & 23 days ago
8th Aug 2008 11:05

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

  1. Can You Read This?
    29th May 2009 06:10
    15 years, 1 month & 4 days ago
  2. How good is your life?
    23rd Aug 2008 06:10
    15 years, 10 months & 9 days ago
  3. Female comebacks
    8th Aug 2008 11:05
    15 years, 10 months & 23 days ago