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Why Boys and girls Go Out

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years

Advice....

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER



WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER



WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT



WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!




WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO



WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL



WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!



WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS



WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU



WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY



WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS



post this in the next 70 seconds and you
will have the
best day of your life this friday
and the one u love will either

Can u get the jokes

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I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
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Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
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Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on......