Script

yeah i made a play. Got a problem with it?????Kialoma: What a wonderful day! [S F X: cat hiss]
Kia : What the heck?[goes outside sees a creature like a human but with a sword and ears]
Creature: Mrruuummmfff! Help me!
Kia: Oh??? My???God???[SFX: scream]
Cat: Mrowwwww! Kcccchhhkkk!
Creature: God save me! My???Name???s???Roiaio???I???m a Samiliaon. JUST SOMEONE GET THE DANG CAT OFF ME!!!!!
Kia: Here, Kouigi!
[Cat gets off Roiaio and jumps into Kia???s arms]
Roiaio: Thanks, I owe you one. Follow me. [Roiaio Leads Kia to a Pool]Come on in to my world!


Act 1
Sean 2


Kia: Oh???Wow ??? [Kia looks around and sees barren landscape]
Roiaio: Dang it! My Brother has gotten the best of me???AGAIN!
Kia: What brother?
Roiaio: My BEAST of a brother Roiaio.
[six: Fox Howl]
Roiaio: Oh??? Crud . Maddie!
Kia: Who?
Roiaio: My Friend who is a girl.
Kia: So your girlfriend .
Roiaio: Yes exactly.
Kia: 0_o
Roiaio: What?!?
Act 2
Sean 1
Kia:*smiling* Roiaios got a girl friend! She give you the pretty necklace, too?
Roiaio: No! Maddie is a friend! Two, just don???t say ???sit???!
Kia: Why shouldn???t I say sit?
Roiaio:*Falls on his face*OWWWIE!
Kia: Let???s go help Maddie. And beat up that troll of a brother of yours, Koiasio.
Roiaio: Wait! You???re not prepared!*Tosses Kia bow and glowing arrows*.
Kia: GAHHK!!!*falls over*
Roiaio: ouch???
Kia: SIT!
Roiaio: Owwwie! >_>



Act 3
Sean 1
Roiaio: Grrrrr???.Koiasio!
Koiasio: Well little brother???You have fathers taste in humans as well???*evil cackle*
Kia: Shut up you son-of-a???
Roiaio: Shut up you wench.
Kia:0.0 ok???
Roiaio :FROZEN BLOOD BLADE![s f x :sshhhink]
Kia: We must flee!
Roiaio: right???
Maddie: You mutt! Stupid one eyed idiot!
Kia: HEY! Stop that!
Roiaio: Pfffttt
Someone: Help!
Curtain
Quickly closes
Act 3
Scean 2
Someone : GGGWWAHHHH![S x f : crash]
Roiaio: Crud. Not again! RAWR!
Kia: Ugghh???
Roiaio: Stupid Shrine monks.
Kia: Huh?
Roiaio: Come on???
Kia: SMOKE!
Roiaio: What?
Girl: AHHHH!
Maddie: Another girl? Ok, Roiaio tell the truth.
Roiaio: Wa???da mean?
Maddie and Kia: Who do you like?!?
Roiaio: I???ll be moving to nuna
Girls: where is nuna?
Roiaio: Nuna your business
Girl #3: Name is Soqua.
Act 4
Sean 1
Kia& Roiaio: GWWAHHH!
Soqua: What Did I do?
Maddie: Scared em??? half to death. Wusses. (Falls of rock she was standing on)
Roiaio: Let???s go to that cave.
Everyone: Kay
Goes in the cave new moon is clear.
Roiaio: Hey Guys lemme??? sing you a true song.
(Play I told the devil where to go)
Kia: Are you all right?
Roiaio: Oh god???NO!(runs of stage to left)
Kia: Is he sick or something?
Maddie: no. Half Samiliaon half human and half Samiliaon. They change Forms on lunar cycle ends and begins.
Kia: oh no.

Curtain closes slowly
Act 4
Sean 2
Roiaio: HA!
Kia: EAP!
Maddie: Oh dang it.
Soqua: Nice for a welcome wagon.
Roiaio: Wa???da say you wench?
Soqua: Nothin.
Roiaio: Thought so,(Grabs Kia)Make ONE smart move and its setsquia for her.(Evil cackle)
Kia: save me???
Soqua: PUT THE GIRL DOWN!
Kia: Soqua NO!
Roiaio: (Rolls his bloody red eyes)
Kia: Roiaio, if you are still there open your heart.
( Play listen to your heart)
Roiaio: (Puts Kia down)Girl you won???t slip away.
Kia: will I? SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Roiaio: OW OW OW OW!
(Roiaio goes behind smoke and changes back)
Roiaio: My back feels like someone through a bunch of boulders at it(wince in pain, then fall over acting as you just fainted)
Kia: Are you okay?
Roiaio: You smell nice
Kia: Only complement I???ll get from you
Roiaio: For a human.
Kia: (Slaps Roiaio)
Roiaio: Wadid I do?
Kia: nothing let???s get out all of us.
Everyone: Kay





Act 5
Kia: Eh???D???ya think we are being watched?
Roiaio: Nah. Too quite...
Voice: Your weakness is true. Water is what scares you.
Kia: Wow I didn???t know You are a poet, Koiasio
Roiaio: Brother!
Koiasio: Now prepare to DIE! Muhahah
Roiaio: Oh dang. Gwahhahh
Everyone: NO!
Roiaio: Nooooooooo!




Act 5
Kia: Roiaio???s gone...Darn you Koiasio! Death Bead Arrow!
Koiasio: Flee I must!
Four hours later where Roiaio is
Roiaio: God my stupid brother almost murdered me!
Samiliaon girl: Yeah Shaaadddd uppp!
Roiaio: Sintari? I thought you were dead!
Sintari: Well I???m not dead! Drunk.
(Sintari smacks Roiaio)
Roiaio: I???m in pain and you slap me?!?
Sintari: Red Rum! That???s what almost happened to you!
Roiaio: And you call me drunk.
Act 6
Kia: Hey, He slid down the water fall.
Maddie:Who the unlucky fella to turn into a surf bord?
Kia: No one .There is a path down here!
Soqua: Gawd! More walking!
Kia: about six steps down.
Maddie:That???s dang nice.
Kia and friends go down the steps to find Sintari and Roiaio saying ???red rum!???
Roiaio:Guys this is Sintari!My sister!
Sintari:Yeah Little brother.You almost had Red Rum!
Kia:What?
Roiaio:Murder!
Kia:So shes coming with us I guess.
Act 7
Kia:Man.you found your sister!
Roiaio:Yup...Koiasio!
Koiasio:This time I wont fail!
(Roiaio Is killed)
Kia:EVERYONE KILL HIM!
Maddie:BOTTLE FIRE BLAST!
Soqua: WINDSCARLET!
Sintari: BLOOD ANGEL!
Kia: DEATH BEAD ARROW!
Koiasio: NOOOOOO!(Koiasio is killed)
Kia:he is gone!(starts bawling like a two year old)
Sintari:That was Red Rum.
Maddie:A cold one at that.
Soqua:We will never forgive ourselves.
Act 7
Sintari: We may never see his spirt again .We might have killed Koiasio but that wont bring Roiaio back.
Kia: Crying wont help the fact either, He???s gone.
Maddie: Well store the coffin already! Smells like rotting flesh.
(after burial)
Kia:What the?(finds jewel of six blades)
Sintarih My Lord!(pulls out savexing wrap)
Maddie:That???s weird.(pulls out Lantarin)
Act 8
Kia: (sing angel)
(Appering out of fog the items found in pockets of others are on the grave)
(Samiliaon full)Roiaio:I have risen!
Kia:Mrrrrrrpph!
Warrior of mantaier tribe:Who is gonna save you now?
Roiaio:That would be me.
Kia:R...o...i...a...i...o!
Roiaioancing Blood!
Kia:Your alive!
Roiaio:Yes and you are too.(hangs shiantle on kia)
Kia: wow I???m a?
act 8
Roiaio: Samiliaon.a full one.
Kia: I m stuned!
Roiaio:And as a gift of Gratitude ,May you be my bride?
Kia:0-o.Yes,I...WILL!
Roiaio: May it be settled my queen!
Kia: As for you my king!
Together: May we dance till we can dance no longer!
(singing (duet) ketchup song)
Roiaio: You Realize that Sintari, Maddie, And Soqua just vanished?
Kia: I heard that they went out for food.
Sintari: Who told you that?
Maddie: Yeah High Class Wench.
Soqua:I agree.
Roiaio:Then Who is that guy over there?
Trio: Don???t look at us!
Kia : -_-.Wow He looks like...
Roiaio: Lormi?
Kia: Who?
Lormivanish)
Roiaio: Don???t worry.Atttcchhh----oooo!
Kia: Here my Cloak???s warm.
keep you from getting sick.
Roiaio: No , I???m fine.(Wheeze)
Kia:Carry him off to bed.
Sintarilaughing)Ill go ..phhtt ..Make medicen .PAHHHAHHHA.
Kia: The world has gone mad.
Souqa:Just between you and me...She is insane.
Lormi:More in all.
Everyone:AHHHH!
Lormi:What?

Sin: Hi Lormi.
Kia:You made Roiaio sick!
Lormi:Yeah, so?
Sin: Its her Boyfriend.
Lormi: Well Sorry the vanish effect is kinda harsh.(Crazy for this girl is sung)
Sin: Aw
Kia:*gag*
Roiaio: What the heck? I was only having an allergy attack !Lormi Where you been ?
Sin:With me.
Roiaio: Ohhh...
Something: Well Time to break it up!
Alicia: Girls Sammilons of cheetah heritage come on out!
Samion:Appral is everything!
Zanily:More like Deadly weppons!
Lormi: Shatered blade!
Kia: Forsight!
Roiaio: Silver Claw of Destiny!
Maddie: Destiny knot!
Sin: Call of the wild Bat!
Souqa:Wind Scarlett!
Alicia: (Hits Roiaio)
Samion: Flee!
Roiaiowwie!
Sin:I will go get bandeges.
Roiaio:I think It just healed!
Sin:lemme see that arm!
Its STILL bleading?
Roiaio:Give me thant bandage now!
Sin???
Roiaio:Smug little smirker...
Sir.Luke: Better not be talking to me!
Lady Lustrus:Yeah were the kitchen chef,and tailors!
Maddie:So what?You gonna Pin us with needles and break an egg over our head?
Lady Lustrus:No ... This!AURA SPHERE!

Everyone:Gwwahhh!
(Roiaio is hit)
Sir luke: HAHAHA!
Sin: Would it kill ya to not kill each other?
Maddie: Yes?
Kia: Ay yi yi.
Lormi: And there???s a war going on you quarter-wits.
Everyone: Wha?!?!
Lormi: You heard my words, The mantaier tribe Is attacking.
Sin: I???ll go settle this.



Kia: I???ll go out there.
Roiaio: Me too.
Kia: Oh no.(Looks at sin with only one hand hanging from the side of the cliff.)
Lormi: Sin!
Roiaio: Owwww.
Sin: HELP YOU MORONS!
Soqua: ( Staff) WIND TUNEL!
(War is sucked up)
(Sin falls)
Maddie:Greatttttt....SOQUA!
Kia: Roiaio is gonna kill you.
Sin: Sings happy ending
Roiaio: I???m gonna go lay down now
Hintari: I???ve Risen!
Kia: Sin Is Insane.
Roiaio: Shad up!
Maddie: Mmmmff.
Soqua: Hey I???m Looking Ova the dang Cliff.
Kia: So?
Soqua: I see a ghost with a mecha hand and a bone swearing.
Roiaio: Sin?
Lormi: Naw.
Hintari: I???m Not DEAD!*climbing wall*
Lormi: Ohhhh Shizit.
Hintari: COME BACK YOU COWARD!WHEN I GET UP THERE YOUR DEAD MANTIER MEAT!
Soqua: Great Lormi You P.O.ed your dead corpse girlfriend.
Lormi: AHHHHHHH!
Galari: Good. Hintari Hates Lormi and will fall for me.
Hintari: Really?I could go all homicidal em.
Galari: Fine.
Hintari: Roiaio Roiaio Roiaio
Roiaio: Huh? Wazthat?
Hintari : DIE!
Roiaio: Other room, Hin.
Hintari: Oh. Sorry.
Lormi: Oh snap!
( chase scene)
*Lormi is pounded to death*
Maddie: BWAHAHAHAH!
Galari: Great!
Roiaio: Go away!
Galari: No.
Maddie:*stands by hintari, Galari, and Darkarabyse.*
Galari: See ya on the flip side!
*group walks through portal.*
Back at underworld
Hintari: the holiday ball!
Galari: So?
Maddie: So? So... WE CAN KILL EM ALL!
Darkarabyse: Well...
Maddie: men! You take us!
Everybody: Hahahahaha!
Hin: Oh your SERIOUS?
At the ball:
Everybody looks for the Shadow crew
DJ: On the stage!
Hin: ???Buddha???s delight???
Roiaio: Hey wheres Galari?
*Galari swings in on the gig saving Hin from VAMPIRES. Pulling a string releasing mirror warning the crew*
GUYS!
Roiaio: EN GUARD!
Kia: Yin and YANG!
Kaaaaaabbbbboooommmmb
*Hin and Galari land*
Roiaio: You look familiar,Galari
Galari: Maybe Im better known as ...
Everyone: Koasio??!!?!?!
Galari: Yes
Hin: What are yall standen here for? it???s the holidays so shut up and dance!
Galari: Crew! We need to scoot to da stage!
Crew:*Rocking around the Christmas tree*
*haunika song*
*Galari and Hin kiss*
Everyone: GASP!
Interception
Hin: *talks to, Roxsas ,Axel, Dymex, and xigbar.*
Dymex: Holy sh...
*Saix walks in*
Axel: So how???s the Superiors??? butt today?
Saix: Mind you but,*punches*Never make fun of the emo king.
Hin: Pfffttttt???HAHHAHA!
Back to the castle
Roiaio: How come Hintari can go to the castle of oblivion?
Soqua: Cuz she has no heart.
Castle of oblivion

Luxord: Look at them they run around like ants!
Saix: They are ants Luxord.Xigbar! Zaldin! Hintari!
Group: What?
Saix: Why is Luxord acting dimmer than usual?
Xigbar: Well we thought it yould be funny if we gave him some Sake.
Saix: D:
Luxord: Wheeeeeee im a unicorn!!!!!!
Hintari: D:
Zaldin: Did he just say he was a???
Luxord: Lets go to candy mountain Charlie!
Zaldin: *whacks head*
Zaldin,Saix and Hin: And you wonder why we call you stupid Xigbar.
Hintari: That???s just a waste of sake!
Galari: Hey hin
Hin: Yeah
Galari: I just cant love you
Hin:*slaps*for who?
Galari :Larxine
Two days later
At bar
Hin: so what
Saix: Wow she s like actually ???HOT!
Paralyzer
Dance together
Castle
Hin & Saix: Hi guys!!!!!!
Roiaio: D:
Where???s maddie?
Maddie and Darkarabyse: Here!
Kia: D:
Hin : Anyways, Galari has gone insane. He???s coming in to destroy our worlds soon.
Roiaio: Were ready.
Galari: Im backkkkkkkkkk.
Kia: What do you mean back???
Roiaio: Koiasio!
Hin:Blaaarrrggg.
Galari: Saix who is it me or the girl?
Saix: the girl.
Galari: Then DIE! Demon Strike!
*Saix is wounded across face*
Hin: You *******
Galari: *gulp*
Hin: Roiaio, Kia, Maddie, Darkarabyse! Cover me!
Hand turns to steal knifes
Galari :trips Hintari
Hintari: Spin strikes to legs.
Galari:*falls to death*
Hin: Never mess with our???
SAIX!

Hintari: Tries best to heal. Fixes blood
Saix: Thank???
Hin: Shhhh???.*kisses* Never do that again!
Maddie: Squeeee!*Kisses Darkarabyse*
Roiaio: That???s the last load of evil for now.
Hin: thank god!
Darkarabyse: Indeed



FINE!!!!
Shake it