Stuff About Meh!

Here is a bit bout me. (Place an x on all that apply)
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
() Crashed a friend's car
() Stolen a car
(X) Been in love
() Been dumped
() Shoplifted
() Been laid off/fired /dormant company
() Quit your job
() Been in a fist fight
() Snuck out of your parent's house
() Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Been married
() Lied to a friend -- Regret it though
() Skipped school
(x) Seen someone dying
() Been to Canada
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington, DC
() Swam in the ocean
() Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers ---haha when i was younger
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke
() Been divorced
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls (Many times ,...)
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ---HAHA
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating



Any nicknames?
Lissa

What is your favorite drink?
lemonade

Tattoos?
NO

Piercings?
One ear peircing on each ear.

How much do you love your job?
Don't have one.

Birthplace:
somewere

Favorite vacation spot?
idk

Ever been to Africa?
nope.not planning on it

Ever steal any traffic signs?
no

Ever been in a car?
Duh!

Salad dressing?
Ranch

Favorite pie?
Apple pie

Favorite number?
7

Favorite movie?
The Blind Side

Favorite holiday?
Christmas

fave food?
dont have one

Favorite day of the week?
Saturday

Favorite brand of body soap?
dove

Favorite TV show?
American Idol

Favorite smell?
really...

What do you do to relax?
uhhh....

How do you see yourself in 10 years?
A mom

What time is it now?
11:39 am

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family.
[] There is a pool/spa/lake in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 13

[] You have over 500 friends on myspace
[] You have pictures on myspace
[] Your parents let you have a myspace
[] You get allowance/loan.
[] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play/have played a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 17

[x] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 22

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own/owned a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[x] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 29

Total over all: 29

times it by 3 = 87

B =]

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

37 funny ways to annoy your parents.!LOL

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.