this is one of the most funnest things i ever read

choose the month you were born in:
January- i danced with
Febuary-i peed on
March-i ate
April-i hugged
May-i licked
June-i kissed
July-i burned
August- i kicked
September-i ran over
(October-i smelled)
November-i scratched
December-i adopted

Now chose the day
1- a hobo
2- a a baby
(3-a retard)
4-a log
5- dog crap
6- carrie underwood
7- a bottle
8- a diper
9- an arm
10- a leash
11-a leach
12-the hobo on the corner
13- a bar of soap
14- soup
15- the mall
16- your roof
18- seven fat guys
19- my math homework
20- a freak
21- a TV
22- my stapler
23- a braclet
24- a peice of candy
25- a fat lady
27-my finger
28- your mom
29-your cat
30-an aligator
31- a fur coat

now what color shirt are you wearing?
blue- cause i can
red- cuz your a retard
green- cuz thats the way of life
purple- cuz my oreo left me
white- cuz myspace blew up
grey- cuz i want my mommy
yellow- cuz im wrapped in bubble wrap
(other- cuz my dog ran into the wall)
none- cuz a roof killed my banana