Barney song



on top of a sand box
all covered in sand
i shot big old barney
with a rubberband
i came back the next morning
he still wasn't dead
so i took out a bazooka
and shot off his head
i went to his funral
i went to his grave
most people threw flowers
i threw a granade
it blew up the sealing
it blew up the floor
and now big ol' barney
is no-o-o-o more