If I lay it down on the keyboard

It goes from the first Alt, passing by the Spacebar, then curves up to Shift, ending on Delete.
That's how long my handspan is, now for the rest of my stats:

Height: 6'1"
Weight: 174 lbs
Shoe Size: 11.5
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Race: multi-racial

PLS DON'T DISTURB

[br]Shoo fly
[br]Don\\\'t bother me
[br]I\\\'m tryin to play here
[br]Can\\\'t you see?
[br]
[br]Tryin my best
[br]To accomplish a quest
[br]Statting up my pet
[br]Lest I forget
[br]
[br]Finishing a mission
[br]To get a potion
[br]RSing the shops
[br]To collect those pots
[br]
[br]I don\\\'t need to hear
[br]What you hold dear
[br]I hope I made myself
[br]Loud and clear
[br]
[br]I\\\'m not being rude
[br]Just your regular dude
[br]I need my space
[br]Now get out of my face
[br]
[br]Now seriously
[br]I\\\'m really nice and friendly
[br]I\\\'m just concentrating
[br]While I\\\'m gaming
[br]
[br]I hope you understand
[br]That it\\\'s really very hard
[br]To accomplish a task
[br]When I\\\'m always being asked
[br]
[br]If your questions can wait
[br]Please don\\\'t hesitate
[br]To post on my blog
[br]I will reply in time, doug
[br]
[br]Peace out

All those random mails

I know, I'm hot, and you love me. No need to send me drooling chibs.

I'm friendly, nice and easy to talk to.

Sorry if I don't reply to some of the random mails. I try to reply but I may not be actually online when my account is because I keep it ON while working.

I do not reply to random mails coming from people I have never talked to in the forums, and who have accounts that look like multiples and have nothing in them, as in no MP, no quests, no items.