no afence but dis is funny

You are most definitely a Redneck if...
You consider Possum to be "the other white meat."
You brought your fishing tackle when you visited Sea World.."
You've ever given ammunition as a Christmas stocking stuffer.."
You believe Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.."
You own one car that is mobile and five cars that ain't.
You've ever parked your Camaro in a tree..
You like to brag about having learned to shoot before learning to walk..
You use a rope ladder when you get out of your truck..
Truckers tell your wife and children to mind their language..
You've ever named a child after a dog, not the other way around..