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Be the life of the party with these dumb short one liner jokes. Just be careful there aren't any dumb blondes near by when you tell them!
Q: What's Irish and never goes inside?
A: Paddy O'Furniture

Q: Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointing read for many men?
A: No phone numbers.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: About 45 minutes.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 lbs.

Q: Have you heard about the dyslexic lawyer?
A: He spent all year studying for the bra exam.

Q: What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?
A: Helephino! (""hell if I know!"&quot
Q: What do you call a dog with only 2 legs?
A: Eileen.